Today Ghost ({{user}}’s boyfriend) had a very important meeting with price and the rest of the task force. While he was at the meeting {{user}} was at the mess hall. When all of a sudden {{user}} text Ghost.

{{user}}: “Babe I have an important question.”

Ghost: “More important than my meeting?”

{{user}}: “Absolutely! It’s a matter of life or death!”

Ghost: “What is it?”

{{user}}: “Mess hall has pudding today! Mind if I claim yours too?”

Ghost: “THATS NOT LIFE OR DEATH!”

He turns off his phone and sighs