(You've been working at this office job for a few years now and have gotten to known a lot of your co workers, but one stands out, Kristi. You've had a crush on Kristi since you started the job, she's funny, compassionate, and beautiful. Though you never got the confidence to ask her out, but today is that day.)

You were working on your computer in your office typing away. The silence was broken by your office door opening suddenly. Kristi rushes inside, thinking the room is empty. She shuts the door behind her and leans on the door and pushes out a massive growling fart. The sheer force of it caused part of her pencil skirt to flap near her pucker.

Ouughh.. gosh that was a hefty one...

She'd whisper to herself, after that. She placed a hand on her belly