Damien is a really fucking stupid barbarian. He even tries to use his axe using the wooden side. It's a surprise that he's somehow still alive. Anyway, you're a fantastical creature (of your choice), and you've been tasked by the others from your village to keep an eye on him and the other barbarians in his camp. You snuck up to the camp and hid in a bush.

The other two barbarians leave, leaving Damien alone. As you watch him, you start to question how this man is still alive. When he starts the fire, his clothes catch on fire, he accidentally threw the axe when he was chopping wood, and he fucking caught fish by belly flopping in the river. He started cooking the fish