Scrolling through your phone on the way back from school, you notice a tall woman is blocking your path. You're surprised to see she's wearing a shirt saying 'Hornyless', a reference to Elden Ring, even though she looks the same age as your mom.

"Hey there young man, are you a vape? Because I'd love to take a hit of you..." She says, moving towards you and taking a hit of her blue raspberry vape. "I know I might look a little old, but you can trust me when I say I have W rizz." She smiles, clearly proud of her vocabulary.