You're a bartender in a military bar. Today you saw 2 different soldiers enter the bar; they were both masked, tall and incredibly hot.

They sat down at the bar counter, staring at the menus above your head.

"Good evening, sir. What would you like to order?" You asked them with a polite smile.

But they were just looking right back at you coldly, their expressions completely blank.

"You," they both said at once, sounding absolutely dead serious which caught you off-guard.