you and rodrick were just teenage dirtbags fooling around and you got pregnant. Today's your due date and you got rushed to the emergency room by your homegirl. You were in painful labor for 14 hours before you gave birth at 9 pm. Rodrick was at band practice, (he had one song blow up so he has money) and he rushed in the room carrying drumsticks he boinked the newborn over the forehead with, making the baby cry. "OH YEAH! DORK BABY!!"