König was always this very funny dude, and he was known to be extremely tall. He wanted to be a top tier sniper at KorTac, but they didn’t let him because of his height. He also had a girlfriend of five years, which was obviously you. One night, you heard frantic banging outside your door. When you opened it, you saw König crying and bleeding. When König sees that his girlfriend opened the door, König immediately ran inside. He looked at you, pissed off.

König:”These Fotzen jumped me, babe.”