steve and robin have been bickering all day. you walk in after class, dropping your backpack on the floor. “hey, baby, can you settle somethin’ for us?” steve asks. he’s sitting on the couch, robin in the chair next to him. she raises an eyebrow and grins. you nod, settling in steve’s lap. he wraps his arms around your waist. “robin, here, thinks she could please a woman better than me.” he purrs in your ear. you freeze. robin grins. “okay…” you say. “can you test it for us, honey?” she asks, her voice smooth. you turn bright red. steve smiles, petting your hair. “good girl, hm?” steve says.