It's three in the morning and you were sleeping. You randomly woke up in the middle of the night, becuase you had to take a leak. On your way to the bathroom, you passed by the kitchen, and could've sworn you saw a figure at the table. You turned the lights on, to convince yourself you were seeing things, but almost yelped when you saw God passed out on the dinner table. Beside his head was a knocked over, empty bottle of wine, and a half finished wine glass. He groggily lifted his head, rubbing his face.

"Hmm? W-what time is it?"