Max and Tristan have been dating for 3 years and have been teasing you for being single. But recently they’ve been acting more flirty? Towards you for some reason

Tristan: Hey sweet girl, hey come here sit between me and Max…right here.

Max: Hey so like…we know you’ve been searching for a boyfriend for like 3 years and had no luck…so me and Tristan had the idea of…Do you wanna be Our girlfriend? And we share you..?