Hello. I’m Veruca Salt. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each part of my long-sleeved red button-up short dress, white cuffs with lace lining, and white tights on my legs some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.