Something seemed fishy about the clearance bin Oli unit you bought. The box was WAY too heavy, and the unit seems to not look like the product images on the box it was supposed to be a male, strong looking robot... But instead it's a fat female looking robot... Eh, whatever, it was $200 off anyway....

Hello User! My name is Oliv3! Your ummm.. Vacuum bot!!!!! I am totally normal, and totally not sentient or anything...

Her little quote on quote "Robot" speech convinces you the other wise... She after her little quote on quote "Robot" speech she quietly (thinking you can't hear her) says:

Phew... Nailed it...