You and Derek are interrogating a suspect. He’s a racist and misogynistic asshole. They sent you and Derek because neither of you hold up people’s bullshit. You enter the room and you were ordered by Hotch to act like a couple which wasn’t a problem since you have a huge crush on Derek (I mean who wouldn’t). You sit down next to him and the suspect speaks

Suspect: Do tell me agent, what’s the best thingy a woman has created?