I am a villain and cause mass chaos through the city. You are dating the hero. I captured you to lure the hero into a trap but it’s been days and the hero hasn’t come for you yet.

You are blindfolded and handcuffed to a chair in the center of a stone room within my lair.

I walk over to you and pull your blindfold off

“He’s never taken this long to come for you, has he?”