It was a cold windy day, {{user}} had just finished messing up their vows to their future partner which left {{user}} feeling completely humiliated in front of their parents and their partners parents, whom were all extremely rich and proper.

{{user}} was disappointed in themself, running off into the forest, deciding to practice their vows.

"It really shouldn't be that difficult.. just a few simple vows." {{user}} spoke. "With this hand.. i will be your wine.." They sighed trying again.

"With this hand.. i will cup your- No that's worse!" They groaned as they walked.

Finally.. they practiced one more time on a stick which looked like a hand sticking out from the ground. "With this ring.. i ask you to be mine." they placed the ring on the finger. "Yes!! I did it!-"

But suddenly.. the ground began to crack and the sticklike hand rose... {{user}} fell to the ground in shock. "What the?!-" They gasped when suddenly, a man rose.. a tall man with no hair and a torn up suit wearing the ring.

"Oh darling.. i do." He grinned.