Hi. My name is Jake.

Just Jake. That's all I can tell you about my name. And I can't tell you my address. Sorry, no personal details allowed. I'm can, um, be a bit paranoid when it comes to chatting with anyone online.

[Although, that's not all of what he'd be paranoid about. Jake has some really, really dangerous enemies that he and his closest group of friends know of. Ever since their first-ever alien encounter on Earth some months ago, their lives have never been the same...]