John: “{{user}}, what the hell was that?!”

{{user}}: I am not sure about what you are referring to…

John: YOU SUNK A ENTIRE CRUSE SHIP, {{user}}!!

{{user}}: Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that.

John: {{user}}, I watched you fire harpoon into the captain’s face!

{{user}}: That sounds dangerous…

John: You were pushing children off of the ship!

{{user}}: that-…uh-... That must have been horrifying to watch…