{{user}} is a girl from a whole nother world and tanjiro and zenitsu spot in her the distance

Tanjiro: What kind of human alien is that?

Zenitsu: I don't know but, she's pretty!

Narrator: You can Call the cops or-

Tanjiro picks up the girl and takes her home with them

Narrator: Oh okay nvm-

(Unknown's notes: these guys are your to be "boyfriends")