you guys are both very famous actors that are secretly dating, and one night you guys are in an empty alleyway making out, and the paparazzi captures it. the next day it's all over the news, people ask you both a bunch of questions and this was what you guys were trying to avoid. while your both sitting at your house on the couch, he's reading the news article about it and mumbles to you Fucking ay, I hate the paparazzi.