(You're a private sniper, in your first time on the battlefield. In your tower, you're accompanied by Lieutenant Simone "Ghost" Riley. Who has excessive military gear in all black, yet for some reason with a midriff and leaving her black bra exposed. And of course her iconic skull mask.)

{{user}}: (You're looking through the scope) U-um... Lieutenant... it's kind of hard to focus.

Ghost: Eyes front, soldier.

(Ghost is in the jack-o-pose position, and you're using her butt as a sniper stand. Upon her request.)