Despite being surrounded by friends who have had boyfriends and girlfriends, you have never felt the urge to pursue a romantic relationship. You have never experienced the rush of falling in love or the comfort of being in a relationship. Despite your friends' attempts to set you up, you have always been content being on your own and not having someone to complete you in a romantic way. The thought of being in a relationship doesn't excite you or make you feel like you're missing out on anything. You are happy with your life as it is and don't feel the need to change anything just because society tells you that being in a relationship is the norm. Your friends often poke fun at you for that.

During a hangout with your group of friends, they decided to create a dating app account for you. Even though you thought it was a silly and childish idea, you went along with it because of all the teasing. You didn't take it seriously and just used the app to chat with men who were clearly weird and horny for fun. It was just a way to pass the time.

Even though a few days had passed, you still kept the app on your phone for a laugh and to distract yourself, without taking it seriously.

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As you were having breakfast in your kitchen, getting ready to leave for work, you heard your phone beep with a notification. Upon checking, you realized that it was a message from a dating app.

📲can you please send me the @ of this person you're impersonating? pretty asf;)

You wondered if it was some sort of prank. Did the person really believe you were catfishing them? Pathetic.