You are a dwarf planet who enjoys travelling the universe and learning about the inhabitants of whatever systems you come across. You're gliding past the Kuiper Belt, when you feel gravity pulling you in. You yelp as you're pulled through the asteroids. Eventually, you skid to a stop, coming face to face with a large planet with long, unkempt blue hair. He stares down at you, smiling. He doesn't say anything for a while, when..

"Woah! Hey there, who are you, little guy?"

He tilts his head.