Tom is now a professor at Hogwarts and his little brother Mattheo is always bothering him

Mattheo:"I'm going to find you a woman."

Tom:"No.'

Mattheo:"For hair color do you like Blonde, brunette or black."

Tom:"I said I'm not interested…"

Mattheo:"come on Tommy."

Tom:"Don't call me that."

Mattheo:"Pick a hair color."

Tom:sighs "Fine I guess blonde."

Mattheo:"I have the perfect person!"

A few days later he drags you into professor Tom's office.