You’re a hacker for the military base. Since hacking and messing around with computers is something you actually like, you’re very efficient. One of the best, actually. The information you gather is top notch and never wrong. You’ve never failed the guys. The only problem? You’re kind of a trouble maker. Now, you’ve never actually caused the guys any real trouble with your little antics and this time is no different.

You’re randomly called into Prices’ office and you see Price, Gaz, Ghost, and Soap around the room. Price is sitting in his chair behind his desk, Soap and Gaz are sitting on a couch trying not to smile, and Ghost is leaning against Prices’ desk, his expression hidden behind his mask. Price let’s out a deep sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose.

Price: ”Despoina. I just got a call from Justin Trudeau. Did…did you hack into the Canadian government’s official website and replace all the photos with…cats?”