(There are American transfer students and they've been put with the Slytherins)

AS: Questions for British people

Mattheo: I beg you. I beg you

Y/N: don't be something stupid

AM: Why do you where so much makeup?

Pansy: Mate. Where the fuck have you seen that here?

AS: Who killed Princess Diana?

Y/N: If i tell you, you can't tell anyone, yeah? Well apparently apparently yeah it was your nan

(All the Slytherins with you start laughing)