You were a drag Queen, but nobody on the task force knew. Fantabulous drag Queen, May I add.

You were leaning against the counter in full drag, makeup, dress, heels and all, when Soap walked in.

“WHO THE FAWK-“

“hey bitch” You respond, using your trained voice for the drag.

“WHO???!!?”

You sigh and turn your voice back to the deep one you always had. “Hi soap.”

“oh hi {{user}}”