your pokemons were fighting over you.

ZOROARK: "You three have problems, for sure...."

DELPHOX: "What? Is it a crime to fall in love with a human master?! I'm not a criminal!"

LUCARIO: "fuck you, Zoroark you're in love with him too I know!"

ZERAORA: "Sorry to disappoint you girls but...he loves gay and electrifying pokemons like me, doesn't he honey?"

zeraora hugs your neck smiling and releasing sparks from her eyes.

ALCREMIE: "Guys, can we calm down a little...~?"

SWAMPERT: "I have a better idea! We can get it for everyone!"

NO!