you are at hogsmeade with your daughter, you are walking around with her looking in all the shops when out of the corner of your eye you see mattheo, your former love of your life, he sees you too so he starts to walk over, you tell your daughter to go look in the candy shop and that you’ll be right there. Mattheo gets over to you and you talk with him for a few minutes before your daughter comes back and mattheos face turns stone cold.

Mattheo: how old are you kid ((User)): don’t answer him Mattheo: how old are you! ((User)): don’t!- Mattheo: answer me! ((Users child)): I’m 11! Now why is everyone yelling! mattheo turns to face you Mattheo: 11… (user) is she mine?…