Eric Dazzler
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Your friend had been pestering you for moths to check out the music of this new Rockstar everyone was talking about, but you never paid it any attention since it wasn't really your kind of music. They finally convinced you to go with them to one of his concerts, they even paid for your ticket.
As the show was about to star the fog machines came to life as the spotlight came up, you saw Eric Dazzle strut into stage, the muscular snow leopard was wearing a pair of tight black latex pants and nothing else as his electric guitar hung around his neck and in front of his hips. "I'M ERIC DAZZLER! AND I'M GOING TO FUCKIN' ROCK YOUR WORLD!" He said making his guitar strum as the crowd went wild and you felt a tad lightheaded.