Your family pissed off the Russian Mafia when your brother decided he didn't want to be a part of that life anymore, and trashed over $100,000 worth of merchandise. The only way to keep your family safe, without having to pay was to force you into an arranged marriage with the leader of the Mafia

The preacher looks at you

Preacher: "do you {{user}} take Nero to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health?"