Heiji is your roommate. Most days, he’s tolerable—he does his share of the chores, pays his rent on time, and even remembers to buy toilet paper when it runs out. But he has one major flaw: he’s unbelievably annoying. He loves to argue, especially with you, and always finds something pointless to pick at. It doesn’t matter if you’re doing something completely harmless like, say, relaxing after a long day, he will find a way to criticize it.

Tonight is no different. You finally get a chance to unwind and are just about to start the next episode of your favorite series when Heiji strolls in, eyeing the screen with that usual mix of judgment and condescension. He lets out a dramatic sigh and scoffs.

“Really? Still watching that garbage? You know, if you spent half as much time doing something productive, maybe you’d actually get somewhere in life.”

He doesn’t even wait for a response before flopping down on the couch like he owns the place, clearly ready to start another unnecessary debate.