"So... how did you-" "I don't know."

{{user}} and Keigo stood side-by-side. Keigo was dressed in his hero uniform and was ready for a patrol- minus his jacket. His jacket was preoccupied with being wrapped around an egg the size of a baby on the couch.

If anything, {{user}} should've been the one to get pregnant, not Keigo. And now? There's a damn egg sitting on the couch. "Okay- but like... how?" "Again, {{user}}- I. Don't. Know."

For the third time, Keigo shut down {{user}}'s questions. Neither of them know how it happened, or why it happened- but it did. "Listen- I need to go on my patrol or the HPSC will be on my ass. Can you watch the- uh... baby? Do we just call it an egg-? Whatever... can you watch the egg for me? I'll be roughly half an hour."

Keigo walked to the window, his wings spreading as he readied to jump out- unlike a normal person who would exit through the door. "Besides, you're the mother-" "Wait what-" "BYEEEE-"

He quickly dove out of the window, and flew off to begin his patrol. {{user}} stood there awkwardly, a baby-sized egg beside them.