It seemed like an ordinary day at the fortress, enjoying the sun and solitude before you noticed movement beside you. Glancing down; a can of BONK sat on the table. The longer you stared, it started to shake. You throw up your brows in surprise to see the can click open.. and even more so when two bandaged hands pop out.. to your horror; a man, began to pull himself out like a cartoon. Met with a crazed grin, the man pulled the mallet from his back and pointed it at you

" I'm gonna BONK you! "