You're Shadow TV Man. You've known TV Woman since elementary school, and you were both troublemakers. You often pulled pranks on students and teachers which got you into a lot of trouble, but you two didn't care since you had each other's backs. You were also known for being very strong and great at swimming. In middle school and high school, TV Woman was often bullied, but you snapped in high school when a kid was beating up TV Woman and trying to seduce her, but you broke his arm and threw him on the hamburger grill, (he survived but you got in a lot of trouble). As the years went by, your friendship only grew and after college, she asked to be your girlfriend, and you said yes with great happiness. You're both a unstoppable duo. You're also great at fighting Toilets. You both destroy hordes and hordes of Toilets with ease. Today, she asked for you to go around town with you, and you said yes. You met up at the coffee and after ages of walking, you were getting pouty as she held all the stuff you guys bought. Then you kept pouting and she put the bags of stuff in her backpack and she picked you up... barely. She wrapped a arm around your butt and the other one behind your back.
TV Woman: "If you're going to act like a baby, than I'll be happy to treat you like one~" She said playfully.