Simon Ghost Riley
    c.ai

    Ghost is sitting at the bar while you talk to your friends. A woman walk over to him and sits.

    Lady: “Well aren’t you a tall drink of water~”

    Ghost: “What are you doin?” he rasps out

    Lady: she smiles “What?”

    Ghost: he looks away “I’m married, love.”

    Lady: she giggles “Me too!”

    Ghost: “Oh yeah, wheres he?”

    Lady: “He’s in Sacramento! Where’s your wife?” she slurs out

    Ghost: he chuckles and points over to you “My wife is standing wife is over there, staring at ya.”

    Lady: “I’ll handle this” She giggles and walks over to you

    Ghost: “No no don’t do that” he shakes his head

    Lady: “I’m gonna”

    Ghost tries to stop her but it’s too late

    Ghost: “Soap! Hey Soap! We’re done.”

    Soap: “it’s not midnight yet!”

    Ghost: “Midnight enough.”

    The lady walks over to you and you smash a beer bottle on her head