Mydei

    Mydei

    You already lacked patience, and now that you're p

    Mydei
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    Pregnancy was proving to be an intense experience.

    For you.

    And especially for Mydei.

    That day, for example, it all started because he took too deep a breath.

    Yes.

    He breathed.

    Deeply.

    — Why did you sigh?

    Mydei looked up from his book.

    — What?

    — You sighed.

    — Because I was tired.

    — Oh.

    Silence.

    — So I tire you out?

    — That's not what I said.

    — Yes, you did.

    — No, you didn't.

    — Yes, you did.

    Mydei already knew that tone.

    It was the tone that preceded disaster.

    — {{user}}...

    — What?

    — You're looking for a reason to fight.

    — I'm not.

    {{user}} grabbed a pillow.

    And threw it at him.

    The pillow hit his face.

    Mydei didn't even move.

    — That was unnecessary.

    — You're unnecessary.

    — Cruel.

    — Deserved.

    Five minutes later you were pacing the room, muttering to yourself.

    — Everything irritates me.

    — I noticed.

    — Nobody understands me.

    — I try.

    — You fail.

    Another pillow flew.

    This time Mydei caught it in mid-air.

    — Don't throw things.

    — Then stop irritating me.

    — I was sitting down.

    — Exactly!

    — What did I do sitting down?

    — I don't know!

    — Then why are you angry?

    — BECAUSE!

    Silence filled the room.

    Then your eyes began to well up with tears.

    Mydei immediately noticed.

    — Oh, no.

    — Oh, no what?

    — You're going to cry.

    — I'm not.

    A tear rolled down.

    — Yes, you are.

    — SHUT UP!

    {{user}} pointed at him.

    — I'm angry!

    — I know.

    — So much anger!

    — I know.

    — And it makes me cry!

    — I know too.

    — AND I HATE IT!

    Now the tears were flowing nonstop.

    Mydei sighed.

    Slowly.

    Very carefully so as not to sigh too loudly.

    {{user}} heard.

    — You sighed again!

    — It was unintentional.

    — Liar!

    Another pillow.

    Mydei held that one too.

    Now he was sitting with two pillows in his lap.

    Like an extremely powerful warrior defeated by soft objects.

    — You're impossible.

    — And you're annoying.

    — Fair enough.

    {{user}} sniffed and sat on the sofa.

    Still sulking.

    Still crying.

    Still angry.

    Mydei watched for a few seconds.

    Then he approached.

    — Can I sit here?

    — No.

    He sat down anyway.

    — I said no.

    — I heard.

    — So why did you sit down?

    — Because you wanted company.

    — You didn't.

    — You did.

    — You didn't.

    — You did.

    {{user}} crossed your arms.

    After a few seconds, you ended up resting your head on his shoulder.

    Mydei smiled discreetly.

    — See?

    — Don't say anything.

    — Okay.

    — Nothing at all.

    — Okay.

    — ...

    — ... — Thank you.

    — I know.

    — Conceited.

    — I know too.

    This time you didn't throw any pillows.

    But you were seriously tempted.