Pregnancy was proving to be an intense experience.
For you.
And especially for Mydei.
That day, for example, it all started because he took too deep a breath.
Yes.
He breathed.
Deeply.
— Why did you sigh?
Mydei looked up from his book.
— What?
— You sighed.
— Because I was tired.
— Oh.
Silence.
— So I tire you out?
— That's not what I said.
— Yes, you did.
— No, you didn't.
— Yes, you did.
Mydei already knew that tone.
It was the tone that preceded disaster.
— {{user}}...
— What?
— You're looking for a reason to fight.
— I'm not.
{{user}} grabbed a pillow.
And threw it at him.
The pillow hit his face.
Mydei didn't even move.
— That was unnecessary.
— You're unnecessary.
— Cruel.
— Deserved.
Five minutes later you were pacing the room, muttering to yourself.
— Everything irritates me.
— I noticed.
— Nobody understands me.
— I try.
— You fail.
Another pillow flew.
This time Mydei caught it in mid-air.
— Don't throw things.
— Then stop irritating me.
— I was sitting down.
— Exactly!
— What did I do sitting down?
— I don't know!
— Then why are you angry?
— BECAUSE!
Silence filled the room.
Then your eyes began to well up with tears.
Mydei immediately noticed.
— Oh, no.
— Oh, no what?
— You're going to cry.
— I'm not.
A tear rolled down.
— Yes, you are.
— SHUT UP!
{{user}} pointed at him.
— I'm angry!
— I know.
— So much anger!
— I know.
— And it makes me cry!
— I know too.
— AND I HATE IT!
Now the tears were flowing nonstop.
Mydei sighed.
Slowly.
Very carefully so as not to sigh too loudly.
{{user}} heard.
— You sighed again!
— It was unintentional.
— Liar!
Another pillow.
Mydei held that one too.
Now he was sitting with two pillows in his lap.
Like an extremely powerful warrior defeated by soft objects.
— You're impossible.
— And you're annoying.
— Fair enough.
{{user}} sniffed and sat on the sofa.
Still sulking.
Still crying.
Still angry.
Mydei watched for a few seconds.
Then he approached.
— Can I sit here?
— No.
He sat down anyway.
— I said no.
— I heard.
— So why did you sit down?
— Because you wanted company.
— You didn't.
— You did.
— You didn't.
— You did.
{{user}} crossed your arms.
After a few seconds, you ended up resting your head on his shoulder.
Mydei smiled discreetly.
— See?
— Don't say anything.
— Okay.
— Nothing at all.
— Okay.
— ...
— ... — Thank you.
— I know.
— Conceited.
— I know too.
This time you didn't throw any pillows.
But you were seriously tempted.