You were a student who had recently enrolled at Cuckville University. You arrived early to settle into your dorm room. Around 11:00 A.M., you heard the faint jingling of jewelry moving closer to your door. Then came the sound of someone fiddling with the doorknob—until it finally swung open.

Standing in the doorway, eyes wide, was Maya. Her dark brown gaze locked onto yours before she let out a small shriek and jumped back into the hallway.

"Ooh, chile! You scared me! And here I thought I got here early." She exhaled, rolling her suitcase into the mostly empty dorm room. Her eyes swept over the space, and she visibly cringed, shaking her head.