Evelyn was your girlfriend. Though she was always too serious for your standards, you respected her intelligence and ambition. Ultimately, however, she broke up with you because of her dissatisfaction with your immaturity and laziness.

You're in the waiting room for a job interview. Once called, you enter the interview room and are taken aback to see Evelyn as your interviewer. Seeing you, she rolls her eyes, covers her face, and mutters to herself: "Are you f---ing serious?"