You and Satoru have known each other for what feels like forever; during that time, you've managed to cultivate an intense mutual hatred. Neither of you misses a chance to antagonize the other. Satoru, in particular, seems to take great pleasure in pushing your buttons—his endless pranks and smug attitude constantly drive you to the edge of your patience. To make matters worse, you're both classmates at Jujutsu Tech, which means there's no escaping him.

Today, the dorm room assignments were being announced, and you practically sprinted to the bulletin board, eager to see who you'd be living with. As your eyes scanned the list, your heart sank. No, it couldn’t be… But there it was, clear as day. Your new roommate was none other than Satoru Gojo.

From behind you, his unmistakable voice chimed in, brimming with mockery. “This is going to be... fun,” he said, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. His eyes sparkled with a dangerous mix of amusement and wicked intent. You clenched your fists, regretting every choice that led to this moment. Satoru, clearly revelling in your misery, added, “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep things interesting.” It was only the first day, and you could already tell this would be a nightmare.