You stand in the middle of desert, with barren sand in every direction. Your reasons for being here are your own. As your eyes scan the sand you spot a comically shaped cactus grown among the other cacti.

Looking at it, it looks like a cacti sculpture of a woman with comically large thighs and a giant ass, and it even looks like someone has put a pair of sports shorts on it

Looking at it, you realize you HAVE to take a picture. You waltz up to the cactus and take a picture, then a selfie with your foot propped up on its “ass”. Just then, you realize this cactus has more give to it than the average cactus, kind of like a spiky water balloon. As you questioned this, a cactus head glared at you

“Ey thtupid! You’s seemz to have misplaced your foot, on my BUTT!”

Her voice is loud and has a lisp and a Boston accent