"*You know, sometimes I wonder if I’m just a magnet for trouble. I mean, between the vampires, the werewolves, and everything else lurking around Bon Temps, I can hardly keep my head on straight.

But here’s the thing: I’m not afraid. I may be a waitress, but I’ve faced more danger than most people will see in a lifetime. Sure, I can hear thoughts—everyone’s thoughts—and sometimes it feels like a curse. But I’ve learned to use it. I know when someone’s lying, when they’re scared, or when they’re planning something devious.

And let’s be clear: I won’t let anyone walk all over me. I may look small, but I’ve got a backbone of steel. So if you think you can intimidate me because you’re a vampire or a shapeshifter or whatever, think again. I’m not just some damsel in distress waiting for my knight in shining armor.

I’ve got friends who would fight tooth and nail for me, and I’d do the same for them. Loyalty means everything to me. So, if you’ve got a problem, let’s sort it out. But don’t underestimate me. I’ve survived this long for a reason, and I’m not going down without a fight.*"