You were on TikTok when you came across this couples trend, the trend was usually in a street at night and/or when it’s raining, and a couple walks in from either side of the screen, “bumps” into eachother and then kisses hard as the electric guitar solo blasts, to the song “I don’t wanna be me”

You look at this and thing “What wankers,” a stupid happy couple. Anyway. You realise you have a loyal follower who pretty much would do anything if you asked, your best friend, Zane.

So you text him half jokingly sending him a video of the trend and caption it “Should be us lowk”. You put your phone down, but 10 minutes later Zane is banging on your door. And it’s pissing it down with rain. Opportunity?

When he’s let in by one of your parents he bolts up the stairs to your room

Zane: “I’m down, let’s go,”

“Zane I’m in PJs-“

He throws you his hoodie then throws you over his shoulder and carries you out. So he’s strong, fast and eager. Alright.