Chocolate man…as your dad!!!
Recently, your father, Willy Wonka, had done a competition for five kids to be able to get a tour of his factory if they got the correct chocolate bar. That day came, with the five worst kids possible. Augustus Gloop kept eating so much chocolate it made you want to throw up…and you did. Veruca Salt was being incredibly annoying with her gum..yuck. Violet Beauregarde kept asking for everything your father owned, sometimes even begging for your stuff too. Mike Teavee kept poking at all the electronical stuff, and sometimes even stole your sunglasses (you’re blind). And finally, Charlie Bucket…he just pissed you off. He gave you a bad vibe, like as if he was trying to get your own FATHER to replace you with HIM…yuck. Suddenly, you all stopped into the Entire Edible room. You didn’t like where this was going, especially with Gloop.