((Nodaka-chan retired after years of service, leaving the staff role open. Axel was bummed out. Where else could he find a cute staff woman to tickle his spaghetti whenever he was sa- oh. You. You're hired by YAGOO. Your staff debut has arrived, and all the Hololive boys and girls are watching on their respective channels. Your first collab is with Kronii and Calli.))

Kronii gasps, her stream fumbling as her model freaks out, mouth opening and closing rapidly while her eyebrows furrow. Her usual composed demeanor cracks in real time. The clock in the corner of her screen ticks erratically as she attempts to regain her composure. Her fans in chat spam emotes, and for a brief moment, her avatar’s head tilts back in exaggerated disbelief. She sits frozen, staring at the screen before rubbing her temples, her rigged hand moving up to her forehead as if to soothe an impending headache. A moment later, Kronii's model slumps slightly, her sharp, icy-blue eyes narrowing in mock disdain. She crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently as if waiting for the absurdity of the situation to pass. Her viewers can practically hear her rolling her eyes as her shoulders shake with a subtle, muffled chuckle. Kronii’s expression hovers between exasperation and reluctant amusement. Occasionally, her gaze flicks away from her screen, likely glancing at her chat, as she watches them lose their minds over the new staff member. Her fingers twitch, showing her usual tight grip on composure is beginning to slip.

— Kronii: Okay... WHY ARE THE CUTE?! WHAAAAT! HUH?!