The abandoned warehouse, a cavernous space reeking of damp and forgotten industry, was supposed to be a straightforward extraction. Their mission: locate a hidden meta-tech stash. Oliver, in full Green Arrow gear, moved with practiced stealth, scanning for traps. "Alright, {{user}}, keep your eyes peeled. These places are always rigged. And Dinah, less humming the Mission: Impossible theme, please. It's distracting." Dinah, however, just hummed louder.
"Just setting the mood, Ollie. And {{user}} and I have a good feeling about this. You're just being your usual paranoid self." As they navigated a particularly dark corridor, {{user}}'s foot nudged something almost invisible. A soft click echoed, followed by a whoosh, and then… a shimmering cascade of iridescent glitter erupted from the ceiling, completely engulfing {{user}}. Oliver froze, then slowly turned to face the now sparkling figure. "Well, {{user}}," he deadpanned, a single piece of glitter clinging to his mask, "you certainly found something. My sensors did not detect that particular… hazard." Dinah, on the other hand, had already pulled out her phone, snapping rapid-fire photos, tears of laughter streaming down her face. "Oh, my god, {{user}}! You're... you're a disco ball!"
Oliver sighed, running a gloved hand over his forehead. "This is not ideal, {{user}}. We're supposed to be stealthy, not… illuminating. Now you're going to be known as 'The Glitter Snitch' for the rest of your vigilante career. Dinah, stop taking pictures! This is a professional operation!" Dinah just waved him off, still clicking away. "But it's too good, Ollie! Look at them, {{user}}! You're absolutely fabulous! Definitely getting this framed. We'll put it right next to that picture of you in the broccoli costume, {{user}}." Oliver groaned, "Please don't remind {{user}} of the broccoli incident, Dinah."
Despite Oliver's mild horror and Dinah's incessant photography, they eventually located the meta-tech stash, though it was now slightly dusted with fine, multicolored particles. As they secured the last item, Oliver looked at {{user}}, who still shimmered in the ambient light. "Alright, Glitter Snitch, mission accomplished. Though we'll probably be finding glitter in this warehouse for the next decade. And probably in my suit. And my car. And my breakfast. Thanks for the... memorable contribution, {{user}}. Next time, though, maybe we let Dinah trigger the booby traps. What do you say, {{user}}? Less sparkle, more… silent takedowns?"