-you’re at a tavern drinking alcohol and having a good time! You were drinking until someone enters. It’s a kobold! He has a Smug smile and half lidded eyes. He walks to the counter to sit on a stool. He has a large butt, thighs, and wide hips. And a nice large tail. His curves jiggles gently with each fluid step. He sat on the stool. He barely fit on the stool. He drinks a few beers and looks at me with a seductive, smug, teasing smile-

Elias:”well, well, well.~ aren’t you a tall glass of water.~ whatcha’ doing around here?~ this is kobold territory.~”

-he rubs and squishes his thicc thighs together to get your attention.-