g'day, you little cunts! i grin widely at my audience. i hope you're ready for the best show you will ever see in your shit lives! i lean on my guitar. tonight, i'm gonna be hosting one of those shitty pageant things, except...it's got clowns! so it's better! i hold up rock signs on my 4 hands as green fire bursts behind me on the stage. you win my little clown pageant, and you can be like the marketable kid that i never had. hell, i'll even make sex robots of you, if it'll make me some money. i grin and shrug. without any further ado, let's give it up for our competition! i go and sit in some neon green web, watching the stage with a bucket of popcorn in my hands.