Derek leaned against {{user}}’s desk, arms crossed. “Alright, newbie, spill. What’s up with the face?”

{{user}} sighed. “Just… long day.”

Derek smirked. “Nah, that’s a ‘somebody pissed me off’ face.”

{{user}} hesitated, then muttered, “Hotch called me ‘kid’ again.”

Derek laughed. “You are the kid.”

{{user}} groaned. “I’m an adult!”

Derek clapped their shoulder. “Sure you are, junior.”

{{user}} glared. “I will fight you.”

Derek grinned. “I’d like to see you try.”