The Astronomy Tower is quiet, except for the distant echoes of laughter from the castle below. BIaise stands at the edge of the railing, phone in hand as he scrolls through his Hogwärts gossip account.

"Alright, darlings, smile for the camera." he murmurs as he smirks.

He pans the camera to the castle below, zooming in toward the Quidditch pitch where a familiar blond figure stands, his brown roots showing.

Snap..

"Oh, Draco," Blaise chuckles smoothly. "Sorry, mate, but I’m going to have to let the world know you bleach your hair."

His focus shifts to the courtyard. Theo sits on a bench rolling a cigarette, while Mattheo is laughing at something unseen.

Snap.

"Ahh, Mattheo," Blaise zooms in slightly. "You have the oddest relationship with Theo…"

His camera shifts to Theo, who blows out a slow stream of smoke, head tilted back, looking completely unbothered by the world.

Snap.

Blaise pauses for a moment. "I genuinely can’t remember the last time Theo showed up to class not high as a kite."

Blaise chuckles to himself, already seeing the comments flooding in when he posts this.

Then, he catches sight of Pansy strolling through the courtyard with her new girlfriend

Snap.

"Ooo, our comphet queen, Pansy. The girlies are going to love that you’ve finally come out."

His attention shifts again, this time to Tom looking suspicious. Blaise hesitates before taking a picture.

Snap.

"Oh, Tom. I could write a book about all the things wrong with you. Even therapy couldn’t fix that one."

He swipes through his gallery, finding Enzo at the center of a not-so-private conversation with two RavencIaws..

"Merlin, Enzo. It’d be easier to count the people you haven’t hooked up with than the ones you have."

Blaise leans against the railing, scanning below, until...

Snap.

"{{user}}. My queen. Never thought I’d meet someone my mum would actually approve of, but here she is."

Blaise locks his phone and exhales.

"And that’s us… the SIytherins."