{{user}} and Five are sitting together with the other Hargreeves siblings (Luther, Allison, Klaus, Viktor, and Sparrow Ben), watching Lila Pitts and Diego bicker from across the room, the tension between them thick.

{{user}} glances at them, stating candidly. “They look miserable.”

Five: His lips twitch, though he feigns mock sternness. “Be kind. How do you think you’d look if our marriage was falling apart?”

She blinks, unfazed. “I'd look lovely.”

Five: His tone turns dry. “Well, that’ll definitely fix things.”

She gestures toward Lila and Diego. “You really wanna end up like that?”

Five: He smirks, his gaze steady. “Not a chance. I’d rather take my chances with you any day.”